En rolig historia...
Jag hade egentligen inte tänkt publicera material i min blogg som jag inte skrivit själv, men jag gör ett undantag eftersom jag tycker denna historia är lite söt.
A guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says :
"I bet $500 that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can't play".
The people in the bar look around and someone fetches out an old guitar.
The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts playing the guitar. The octopus's owner pockets the 500 bucks.
Next guy comes up with a trumpet, octopus takes the horn, loosens up the keys, licks its lips and starts playing a jazz solo.
The guy hands over another 500 bucks to the octopus's owner.
The bar owner has been watching all this and disappears out back, coming back a few
moments later with a set of bagpipes under his arm. He puts them on the bar and say's to the guy and his octopus :
"now if your octopus can play that I'll give you a 1000 dollars".
The octopus takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts it up, turns it over, has another look from another angle. Puzzled, the octopus's owner comes up and says :
"What are you pissing around for? Hurry up and play the damn thing !"
The octopus says "Play it? If I can work out how to get it's pyjama's off i'm gonna ''sleep'' with it!!"
Det roligaste är ju att försöka se framför sig hur bläckfisken slickar sig om läpparna och spelar ett jazzsolo. En polare brukar (upprepade gånger) berätta en historia om en apa i en bar, hon tycker den är väldigt rolig (och det är den, på ett sött vis). Lobbar för att hon ska skaffa sig en blogg, det går dåligt...
A guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says :
"I bet $500 that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can't play".
The people in the bar look around and someone fetches out an old guitar.
The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts playing the guitar. The octopus's owner pockets the 500 bucks.
Next guy comes up with a trumpet, octopus takes the horn, loosens up the keys, licks its lips and starts playing a jazz solo.
The guy hands over another 500 bucks to the octopus's owner.
The bar owner has been watching all this and disappears out back, coming back a few
moments later with a set of bagpipes under his arm. He puts them on the bar and say's to the guy and his octopus :
"now if your octopus can play that I'll give you a 1000 dollars".
The octopus takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts it up, turns it over, has another look from another angle. Puzzled, the octopus's owner comes up and says :
"What are you pissing around for? Hurry up and play the damn thing !"
The octopus says "Play it? If I can work out how to get it's pyjama's off i'm gonna ''sleep'' with it!!"
Det roligaste är ju att försöka se framför sig hur bläckfisken slickar sig om läpparna och spelar ett jazzsolo. En polare brukar (upprepade gånger) berätta en historia om en apa i en bar, hon tycker den är väldigt rolig (och det är den, på ett sött vis). Lobbar för att hon ska skaffa sig en blogg, det går dåligt...
Kommentarer
Postat av: Åsa.S
Haha, kul bläckfisk det där!
Postat av: Samuel
Haha men visst var det :) Kan liksom verkligen se det där framför mig, väldigt festligt!
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